What's up vatos??!!!!! I feel all tired today homies. I was up late getting caught up on the panocha. When you're in the pinta, and you don't get no conjunctual visits, you miss it real bad. For all my uneducated homeboys, conjunctual visit is when the prison lets your ruca come visit so you can dip into the bearded clam, it's firme. But when you don't get it, you start to feel all rapey and then any culo will work. Anyways, I'm all book smart now that I got my GED so I say conjuctual visit instead of getting jail tail. One time, this vato on my cell block was super horny but he didn't want to bone no dude. He talked to me for advice, cause I'm the educated one. He said every time he tried to rape his cell mate, his pito was all soft. I told him he just had "reptile dysfunction", that's what doctors call it when your trouser snake don't work. I had my ruca sneak in some Viagra from Tijuana in her panocha, then gave it to my homie. Next week, a huevo, that fool was raping everyone. He said "I hadn't raped like that since I was 20 years old homes"!!! I was just glad to see him back on the gay horse A. It turned his balls all blue and shit but whatevers, we just call him Blueberry now.
It does kinda suck being the smart one in my barrio now. They call me the professer. My little cousins always make fun of me too. They're always saying shit like " Hey look, it's Professer Loves-to-Read", "What's up rocket surgeon?" or "Hey genius, what's 5+5". (By the way, it's 10 dumbasses). They fuckin suck. But that's cool. I make them pay when I sell them weed. I tell them that the dime bags they used to pay $20 for are now $40 because they have elevated THC levels. Figure that shit out putos!! 10 year olds are so fucking lame. I gotta roll homes. Later vatos.
Big Happy
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